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heart Lint-wheels are on your shopping list every week.

heart You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

heart You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.

heart The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

heart You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.

heart Your dog sleeps with you.

heart Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

heart You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.

heart You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but he understands.

heart Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).

heart You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.

heart You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

heart You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

heart You sign and send Birthday/Anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.

heart You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.

heart You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.

heart You go to the Pet Supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that allows you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.

heart You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops out.

heart You put an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.

heart You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the Vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore.

heart Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.

heart Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.

heart You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Meg, pee!" over and over again, while Meg tends to play and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of your behavior is yet another story).

heart You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.

heart You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's).

heart You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.

heart You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.

heart You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs her walk.

heart You don't go to happy hours with co-workers anymore because you need to go home and see your dog.

heart Your friend's dog acts as Best Dog at your wedding.

heart Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both days).

heart You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, her other dish is way down on the first floor...).

heart Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything else.

heart You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste, too).

heart You shovel a zigzag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all her favorite spots.

heart You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

heart You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.

heart You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.

heart You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.

heart Your parents refer to your pet as their grand-dog.

heart You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.

heart Your jewelry box contains no jewels... just those fasteners from vari-kennels.

heart Every time you read the name Bob, you think the guy's first name is Best of breed.

heart Your house isn't carpeted--the fuzzy furballs under your feet are soft enough...

heart Your honey comes home from work, lifts the cover of the pan on the stove and asks, "Is this people food or dog food?" He also once ate the dog food and asked for seconds.

heart You don't give a second thought to using the brush you just used on your dog to give a quick run through on your own hair.

heart At your dinner parties, you always double check the butter before putting it on the table.

heartYou put important papers in your latest issue of your breed magazine because you know you will find them there.

heart You have dog hair stuck on tape on wrapped gifts.

heart You have dog toys and treats in your briefcase.

heart You have several albums filled with the 8 by 10 pictures of your dogs but you can't locate any pictures of your kids to send to grandma.

heart You show up at the car dealers with a measuring rule, to see if your big dog crate will fit. Before the actual purchase you make the dealer cringe by insisting that you load both crates and dog into the shinny, new vehicle to make sure it works!

heart You can't get the groceries in the car because it's
     A.  already full of dog food
     B.  you have that big old crate in there.

heart You visit relatives only if there is a dog show nearby.

heart You remove all the seats from the van except the two in the front so you have room for crates...

heart The passenger seat is full of dog stuff.

heart You cringe at the price of food in the grocery store, but think nothing of the cost of dog food or treats.

heart You have six squeaky hedgehogs... but only 1 with a squeaky that works.

heart You put popcorn in the clean dog dish for movie night.

heart You pull out your credit card and little bits of liver are stuck to it...

heart When you pick up your latest roll of film, there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in any picture...

heart People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes; they realize it is a hopeless case.

heart Your dog is the star of your World Wide Website!

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