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Yorkie Property Laws

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"If I like it, it's mine."

"If I saw if first, it's mine."

"If it's in my mouth, it's mine."

"If I can take it from you, it's mine."

"If it looks like mine, it's mine."

"If I had it a little while ago,, it's mine."

"If you have something and put it down, it's mine."

"If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine."

"If it used to be yours, get over it."

"If it's broken, it's yours!"


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Top 12 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk


12. "But it SMELLS like food."

11. "The cat did it."

10. "What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?"

9. "Explain this "heat" thing again."

8. "Mind if I sit there?"

7. "You gonna eat ALL of that?"

6. "I don't smell anything."

5. "Could I see the menu?"

4. "FETCH THIS!"

3. Next time, I pick the bitch!"

2. "This isn't a mess, it's ambience!"

And the number one thing your dog would say:

1. "You are going to cut off my WHAT??!!" #

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